vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

(Source: ryulongd)

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youngjusticer:

Antonio Stark was spurred by the discovery of a brain tumor, so he decided to make the most of whatever time he had left, starting a heroic career by joining the Ultimates as the seven foot, 2000 lb Iron Man. Tony began dating Natasha Romanova and proposed to her, creating a new armor for her as an engagement gift; however, when a traitor within the ranks helped defeat the Ultimates, she was revealed as the traitor, killing his good friend Jarvis. In response to the death of his children, Magneto shifted Earth’s axis, causing worldwide devastation. New York was demolished by a huge tidal wave, which also destroyed Stark’s home and killed millions, including Wasp and Daredevil. The Ultimates traveled to the enemy’s base, where Wolverine immediately attacked. Before Logan could kill Magneto, the latter took control of Cyclops’s lenses and Stark’s suit, forcing the two to blast him, then easily killed the melted mutant. After his mind was irradiated by an Infinity Gem, Stark was able to interact directly with electronic systems. He also had nanites in his blood, enabling him to control his armor, along with any other type of technology.

youngjusticer:

Antonio Stark was spurred by the discovery of a brain tumor, so he decided to make the most of whatever time he had left, starting a heroic career by joining the Ultimates as the seven foot, 2000 lb Iron Man. Tony began dating Natasha Romanova and proposed to her, creating a new armor for her as an engagement gift; however, when a traitor within the ranks helped defeat the Ultimates, she was revealed as the traitor, killing his good friend Jarvis. In response to the death of his children, Magneto shifted Earth’s axis, causing worldwide devastation. New York was demolished by a huge tidal wave, which also destroyed Stark’s home and killed millions, including Wasp and Daredevil. The Ultimates traveled to the enemy’s base, where Wolverine immediately attacked. Before Logan could kill Magneto, the latter took control of Cyclops’s lenses and Stark’s suit, forcing the two to blast him, then easily killed the melted mutant. After his mind was irradiated by an Infinity Gem, Stark was able to interact directly with electronic systems. He also had nanites in his blood, enabling him to control his armor, along with any other type of technology.

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iguessijustlikelikingthings:

Are. You. Freaking. KIDDING ME!

I WANT ALL OF THESE THINGS. (source artist, instagram, original link)

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jonathanjo:

The 26 Pokeballs that you should know

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sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

(Source: missjraffe)

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asapscience:

The best camouflage ever? The Buff-tip Moth, found throughout Europe, has evolved to look like a stump of a twig to hide from predators. Captured by photographer Sergei Talanov
via Science Alert

asapscience:

The best camouflage ever? 

The Buff-tip Moth, found throughout Europe, has evolved to look like a stump of a twig to hide from predators. 

Captured by photographer Sergei Talanov

via Science Alert

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sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

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lacking-material:

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

#bless

lacking-material:

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

#bless

(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby)

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officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(Source: walkinggtall)

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